WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Far Cough 4:52 Wed Dec 3
IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
What do the great tacticians of WHO recommend we go out and buy to strengthen the squad?

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stirlinghammer 10:53 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
I'm the scatman

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Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The saints are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the scatman


I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo

Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Yeah! I'm the scatman.

(Scats)

Where's The Scatman?

(Scats)

I'm the scatman

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

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I'm the scatman [x2 Mixed with scats in background]

ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:49 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?

El Scorchio 5:01 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Even though we've had a great start, i think we'd be lucky to make Europe unless it's via the cup.

an 8-10th place finish would be good and I think is realistic. Anything above that is a fantastic bonus.



Fuck off. Europa League is shit and beneath us and too many extra matches.


There is no difference finishing 5th or 9th unless you are a simplistic fan pleased by anything.


Weve already guaranteed us mid table and 10-12 worst case scenario. At this point finishing below 4th and not taking our chance to play in the Champions League ahead of our ground move will be fucking gutting.



Fuck the Europa I'd decline an invite to it to be honest we need to finish 4th this year. We don't need to play in the Champs Lg every year but making it once every 5 years going forward should be our primary goal followed by reaching a Cup Final every 5 years.

Son of Anarchy 10:34 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Cough...

I'd say WHEN, WHEN, WHEN

Sandon SandIRON 10:24 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
It will mean that finally Kevin Nolan would get the England call up he deserves. I could see him skipper the side into 2016, the kind of captain England has needed for years.

JGW1 10:05 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Spursesque champions league wannabee alert!!! Shut thread now!

franksfat&slow&wank 9:58 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Yeah we going to attract decent players now ... Vaz te and Jarvis out and that Russian in?

Takashi Miike 9:50 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
hummels, pedro and song on a perm deal

gph 9:48 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
If we win our next 5 games, like what we did in 1985, I'm a believer...

mentor 9:45 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
No need to chase it. If it happens it happens. But give it 3 years and we'll be taking threads like this seriously.

toadinthehole 9:44 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
wingers Wingers WINGERS!!!!!!! evident from last night.

Konoplyanka will come now

geoffpikey 9:42 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Champions League?

No ifs. Just NO. Not in anyone's dreams.

The Human Stain 7:53 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
steroids?

Mr Polite 6:53 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Brendon Rodgers

gph 6:47 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Liverpool will go on a rampage and we'll be banned.

LeroysBoots 6:33 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
And Begovic

Sell Carroll to Newcastle to fund the purchase of the keeper and Jenkinson, well go towards it anyway !

goose 6:29 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
thats the fella.

Far Cough 6:28 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
goose, Konoplyanka or however you spell it?

goose 6:27 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
nothing wrong with dreaming............. but that's all it is.

when we do qualify i'd invest the money in one or two top class (young) players. dont go the way of spurs/liverpool and spread the money around.
i'd go back for the Ukrainian lad we tried for in the summer and a top class centre half.

LeroysBoots 6:23 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Reid would look fucking stupid if we did and he had agreed to leave for Arsenal....... And they finished 5th !!!

Spandex Sidney 6:19 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Oh my God, how can you be talking about Champions league?! This is fucking west ham for fucks sake, we will still go into the final day needing three points.

It's a FACT that the average life expectancy of a west ham supporter is 16 years less than everyone else.

Admiral Lard 6:14 Wed Dec 3
Re: IF IF IF, we make Champions League?
Is this a footballing metaphor for premature ejaculation?

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